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Postby Pépé » Mon 12 Dec 2005 21:11

Il faut prendre le temps de prendre son temps.

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Postby David » Mon 12 Dec 2005 21:24

great stuff! unofrtunately i have never tried it :oops:
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Postby gail » Tue 13 Dec 2005 02:41

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Neither have I, fortunately. :P
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Postby phil1908 » Tue 13 Dec 2005 08:12

you've the same system in cars but more safety :lol:
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Postby gail » Sat 17 Dec 2005 05:52

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, and Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to
St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July.

It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable.
They decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.

Patty had recently added some special legs to his barstools which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood.
All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley entered the bar through the front door
with Father McGinty for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.


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Postby Pifou » Sat 17 Dec 2005 12:40

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Marie Rose is the 1st name of my wife's mother... :D lol
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Postby Senta » Sun 18 Dec 2005 10:46

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Takes one, to know one sweetheart.
-Kate Walker-
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Postby David » Mon 2 Jan 2006 05:57

its not ajoke but its funny anyway:
http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=57190
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Re: Jokes!

Postby Sunich » Wed 18 Jan 2006 18:48

gail wrote:New Alphabet

A is for Apple, and B is for Boat,
That used to be right, But now it won't float!
Age before Beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now A's for arthritis; B's the bad back,
C is the chest pains, perhaps cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P for prescription's, I have quite a few,
Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.

Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
and I've kept twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!


Oh my god... i don't want to get older. lol
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Postby Sunich » Wed 18 Jan 2006 18:56

David, that was something really odd!
Gail, i'd love if they had such chairs in every bar/pub/whatever!
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Postby gail » Wed 18 Jan 2006 22:45

lol... That pic really made me laugh! Hey, how artistic can you get? :D
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Postby Pifou » Thu 19 Jan 2006 11:35

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"It must be his beeper."
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Postby Pifou » Fri 20 Jan 2006 21:38

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Postby David » Fri 20 Jan 2006 22:36

hehe, thats a good one Pifou 8)
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Postby Pifou » Fri 20 Jan 2006 23:19

:D thanks David...
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