Happy birfday to you......Happy Birfday to you....Happy Birfday dear ....ooooooooooooooo What's your name now....thingy? ahh got it.... gila...glia....liag....gial...... Ahh, to hell with it...I'll just close my eyes and mash the keyboard and hit random keys....GAIL...There how's that for being lucky...
Happy birfday to YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
21 again, eh?
ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY (naturally, depending on which day you read this....)
Spike......

Your Born. Life's a B*tch. You Die.
Give UP...Go mad NOW...Save your sanity for LATER.