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Postby Sunich » Fri 1 Dec 2006 09:19

fantastic one! :D :shock:
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Postby Pifou » Sun 3 Dec 2006 13:06

Ah Ah Ah... very funny Ante... :lol:
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Postby V.N. » Sun 3 Dec 2006 17:17

That would be totally hot to walk on that street in real life.
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Postby Ante » Mon 4 Dec 2006 10:42

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It's not Easter yet, but this makes me smile anyway.
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Postby Sunich » Tue 5 Dec 2006 06:56

made me laugh! thanks a bunch
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Postby gail » Tue 5 Dec 2006 20:17

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally, a smart blonde joke.

AND THAT'S WHY SHE'S A MILLIONAIRE.
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Postby Sunich » Wed 6 Dec 2006 08:22

yeah, something you don't expect from a blonde...
tricky way of parking really
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Postby V.N. » Wed 6 Dec 2006 21:40

That makes me proud, of having a friend who is blonde..and one of the smartest persons I've met
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Postby Pifou » Wed 6 Dec 2006 21:49

or... she is not a blonde... Image Image

lol
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Postby V.N. » Fri 8 Dec 2006 20:38

Pifou wrote:or... she is not a blonde... Image Image

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Which simply means that the people she mets are either blind or more stupid, since they are wrong about her haircolour :o

even more lol :mrgreen:
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Postby Ante » Fri 22 Dec 2006 05:55

This forum is so dead nowadays, but let's cheer up
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Postby gail » Fri 22 Dec 2006 12:03

:D Those were very cool pics, Ante!
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Postby Sunich » Fri 22 Dec 2006 12:19

those were awesome, Ante! thanks for sharing.
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Postby phil1908 » Fri 22 Dec 2006 13:35

nice pics Ante 8)
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Postby Pifou » Tue 26 Dec 2006 20:25

Fan-tas-tic !
thanks Ante...
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