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Postby gail » Thu 22 Sep 2005 04:22

New Alphabet

A is for Apple, and B is for Boat,
That used to be right, But now it won't float!
Age before Beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now A's for arthritis; B's the bad back,
C is the chest pains, perhaps cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P for prescription's, I have quite a few,
Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.

Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
and I've kept twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!
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Postby Pifou » Thu 22 Sep 2005 13:32

very funny Gail,
i am a mix between G and U... Image
Oooops sorry i must leave immediately...
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Postby Senta » Thu 22 Sep 2005 18:31

LOL Gail :lol: :lol:
That was funny!
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Postby imagine » Thu 22 Sep 2005 23:57

... happy happy will i be when i say my ABC!
funny, gail!
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Postby Pépé » Sat 24 Sep 2005 00:21

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Il faut prendre le temps de prendre son temps.

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Postby gail » Sat 24 Sep 2005 02:35

It's great to see all of you here. 8)
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Postby phil1908 » Mon 3 Oct 2005 07:26

do you know that...

1- 111.111.111 x 111.111.111 = 345.678.987.654.321

2- when you see a man on a horse ina square, if:
*the horse has 2 feet in the air, means that the person is dead fighting.
*one foot is in the air , the person is dead after injuries in a fight.
*teh horse has his 4 feet on the ground, the person is dead in his bed (not fighting)

3- when you write the numers (one, two,three,...), what's the first number with a A?....a thousAnd

4-What have in common the vest, the fire escape, a windshield wiper and a laser printer? Thet all have been created by women.... :roll:
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Postby Lia » Thu 20 Oct 2005 12:37

Hi there!!!

Thanks Gail for reminding me of this unofficial Syberia2 forum.

I enjoyed the jokes very much!!!! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Pifou » Thu 20 Oct 2005 15:32

Welcome to the rescue island Lia... :D
I see you succeed to find the right way to come there... --> great :wink:
There's only VIP for the moment (just clic the member's list) coming from the Official Syberia because up to now,
the unofficial has an "underground" status as it is the meeting point of Syberia's VIP...
Welcome again Lia,

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Postby gail » Thu 20 Oct 2005 22:15

Welcome, Lia! :D :D :D
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Postby imagine » Thu 20 Oct 2005 22:25

Welcome lia!
Greece is in now ;)
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Postby phil1908 » Sun 23 Oct 2005 14:43

welcome in our Noah's ark 8)
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Postby Pifou » Wed 16 Nov 2005 16:19

@Imagine :D
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Postby Senta » Mon 21 Nov 2005 07:13

:lol: :lol:
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Postby imagine » Mon 21 Nov 2005 10:21

I think i would become quickly crazy! :D
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