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Postby Pifou » Mon 23 Jan 2006 19:27

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Postby phil1908 » Tue 24 Jan 2006 09:59

hoping to find somebody who can help me:

you take a 10x10 checkerboard, you fill it with number between 1 and 100, you can move only like the horse on the checks (wat means 2 in front and 1 on the side :? ), 1 number on each place and all the places have to be filled

thanks to the persons I have used their brains :lol:
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Postby Pifou » Mon 30 Jan 2006 20:18

The solution here :

http://forumsyberia2.free.fr/viewtopic.php?p=1887#1887

Congrats Imagine & Phil...

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Postby Pifou » Tue 7 Feb 2006 20:41

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Syberia Arch :
- Who is the rabbit ???... (i want a name... lol) Image

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Postby Spike » Sat 18 Feb 2006 20:23

A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.

And

The wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.

Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to give 100% at work:-
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday.

Help me to remember:-
When I'm having a Bad Day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes:-

42 muscles to frown....
28 muscles to smile
and
4 muscles to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth.

Spike...... :D
Your Born. Life's a B*tch. You Die.
Give UP...Go mad NOW...Save your sanity for LATER.
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Postby Senta » Tue 14 Mar 2006 20:21

Flowers and bees ;)


A little boy goes to his father and asks Daddy, how was I born?" The father
answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find
out anyway!"

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up
a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked
into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your Mom
agreed to do a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said:

"You've Got Male"
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Postby gail » Tue 21 Mar 2006 22:34

Smart Blonde

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me
to take a leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker
(who is blonde, no offense to those of you who are) asked me what I was doing?

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so the Boss would think I was "CRAZY"
and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing ?"

I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out.
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."


I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
"And where do you think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!
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Postby Vivie » Wed 22 Mar 2006 08:11

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Senta » Thu 23 Mar 2006 10:50

LOL :lol:
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Postby David » Thu 23 Mar 2006 18:50

haha excelent joke Gail and Senta :D
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Postby Pifou » Thu 30 Mar 2006 13:39

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Postby gail » Thu 30 Mar 2006 17:08

:lol:
Now we know why it costs so much to take Karate classes. ;)
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Postby V.N. » Thu 30 Mar 2006 17:20

.. Karate people really have no life.. :roll: ....

But I do still wonder when people are going to realise that cutting tree with the hand has nothing to do with Karate.. I prefer human bodies..

Lovely picture though

Osu... :P
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Postby Pifou » Thu 13 Apr 2006 08:31

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Postby Vivie » Thu 13 Apr 2006 15:10

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