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Re: Jokes!

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Re: Jokes!

Postby Pifou » Sat 9 Jan 2010 14:38

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Re: Jokes!

Postby Pifou » Wed 27 Jan 2010 21:49

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Re: Jokes!

Postby kansascity » Fri 28 May 2010 11:22

Thanks gail,for this jokes.i am always looking for new jokes....this is really so funny
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Re: Jokes!

Postby Pavelas » Thu 24 Jun 2010 08:10

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Pavelas,
Sorry, we don't allow anyone to poke fun at any country or nationality here.

Consider this a warning for this family friendly forum that is visited by people from all over the world.

Thanks for understanding.
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Re: Jokes!

Postby Sunich » Thu 24 Jun 2010 08:21

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Postby Youki » Fri 9 Jul 2010 17:30

That is not funny for me. I'm from Poland ._.. We loved that president and it is very, very sad for us that he died in such a cruel way.
I'm really, really sorry for my English xx.
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Re: Jokes!

Postby Sunich » Fri 9 Jul 2010 20:40

Sorry about that. Some people want to critisize someone bad so much they don't care about the means.
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Re: Jokes!

Postby Youki » Fri 9 Jul 2010 21:29

Yeah, I know. There are many speculations about the plane crash.
In Poland there are many jokes about it but Poles, to be honest, don't like them. Almost 100 people died. It isn't funny for us... but some people don't understand it. Even here, in my country.
I'm really, really sorry for my English xx.
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Re: Jokes!

Postby Pavelas » Sat 10 Jul 2010 16:08

No more Putin propaganda... Sorry...
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Re: Jokes!

Postby robert4 » Tue 12 Oct 2010 18:01

HOW LATEX GLOVES ARE MADE:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No, I don't" she replied.

"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex .Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."

She didn't crack a smile.

"Oh well, I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" he asked.

She said, "I was just picturing how condoms are made!"

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!
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Re: Jokes!

Postby evilronald » Tue 18 Jan 2011 16:46

The doctor told the patient, “I have bad news.You’re dying.”

The patient replied, “I want a second opinion!”

The doctor then said, “Okay, you’re ugly too.” :mrgreen:
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Re: Jokes!

Postby justin_ruch1180 » Wed 9 Feb 2011 02:34

Reading this thread just makes my day. :lol:
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Re: Jokes!

Postby jannypan » Thu 17 Feb 2011 02:57

GOOD.
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Re: Jokes!

Postby davidhussey » Wed 23 Mar 2011 16:55

very nice

i want to share another funny stuff....not a joke but funny



This is a love letter from a boy to a girl....
However, the girl's father does not like him and want them to stop their relationship...... And so.. The boy wrote this letter to the girl.. He knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..

1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."


So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to " READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read 1,3,5,7,9,11,13 (Odd No.'s) go read it once again but the Odd Number
Lines ....
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