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Postby V.N. » Tue 24 Apr 2007 13:59

Gold fish have a bad memory (people say)
I have a bad memory sometimes
Sometimes I am a goldfish

Snails aren't very fast
I am not very fast sometimes
Sometimes I am a snail

Wasps are agressive
I can turn out to be very agressive
I can turn into a wasp

Sometimes I am a goldfish, with the speed of a snail, and the mood of a wasp

I see oppourtunities

That is the kind of logic they use in 'Erasmus Montanus'
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Postby Pifou » Wed 25 Apr 2007 18:57

You have to change frogs position...
within 3 min --> it's a good score...
Good Luck... :D
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Postby V.N. » Wed 25 Apr 2007 19:38

After that I will always hate frogs

Can't even figure out how I solved it the first time..

This game will take my life away..
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Postby Pifou » Wed 25 Apr 2007 19:59

i must say it takes me 10 min to solve it...
and i had the feeling i become crazy... :lol: :lol:
but i did it mate... lol

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Postby Pifou » Fri 27 Apr 2007 08:02

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Postby Pifou » Tue 15 May 2007 18:36

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Postby Pépé » Wed 30 May 2007 04:10

Socratic Method

Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you hear or are about to repeat a rumor.

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.

One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance, who ran up to him
excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students...?"

"Wait a moment," Socrates replied.
"Before you tell me, I'd like you to pass a little test.
It's called the Test of Three."

"Test of Three?"

"That's correct," Socrates continued.
"Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to test what you're going to say.
The first test is Truth.
Have you made absolutely sure that what you area bout to tell me is true?"

"No," the man replied, "actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates.
"So you don't really know if it's true or not.
Now let's try the second test, the test of Goodness.
Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him even though you're not certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.

Socrates continued, "You may still pass though because there is a third test, the filter of Usefulness.
Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really..."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?"

The man was defeated and ashamed and said no more.
This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.

It also explains why Socrates didn't find out that Plato was banging his wife...
Il faut prendre le temps de prendre son temps.

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Postby Pifou » Wed 30 May 2007 19:41

very interesting pépé...
i think Socrates's Method is a good method to avoid loss of time with stupid...
i will try to remenber during the next (useless) meeting in my company... :lol:

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Postby Sunich » Thu 31 May 2007 11:43

Funny pics as usual. No soul at all. :)
And the Sokrates story is way smart and thoughtful. Still life would be so dull if replied in such a way to anybody who comes with some stupid, but yet 'new' news.
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